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Date: Wed, 17 Sep 97 11:54:00 PDT
From: Roger Meier (Roger_Meier at ccm2.jf.intel.com)
Subject: FW: Joke Sausages and bier?

Real Beer

There's a big conference of all the beer producers around the country. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Coors' orders a Coors, and the list goes on.

Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. That's okay. If you guys don't want to drink beer, then neither will I."

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