Subject: Psychiatric Hotline
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline!
- If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are Codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
- If you have Multiple Personalities, please press 3,4,5,and 6.
- If you are Paranoid-Delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line so we can trace the call.
- If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.
- If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.
Note: I'm not the author, these tidbits were all forwarded to me via
email. Where I know the author, it is given.
The From: header may be the author, or it may just be the person who
forwarded it to me.
Feel free to contact me to claim authorship.
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