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Chemical Analysis of Man

Element            : MAN
Symbol             : XY
Common Name(s)     : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*! 
Atomic Weight      : 180+/-100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Note: I'm not the author, these tidbits were all forwarded to me via email. Where I know the author, it is given.
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