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Seminars for Men

Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. Please note that the name of some courses have recently been changed. Attendance to at least 10 of the following courses is manditory. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early.

Courses

  • Economics
    • 101: Understanding Your Finacial Incompetence
    • 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas- Give Us Money
  • English
    • 101: Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right
    • 102: The Attainable Goal-Omitting "*#?$@" From YOur Vocabulary
    • 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
  • Envirnomental Studies
    • 101: Garbage- Getting It to the Curb
    • 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Releive Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
    • 103: You Can Do Housework Too
    • 104: How to Fill an Icetray
    • 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106)
    • 106: Learning to Aim Start- It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)
  • Health
    • 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    • 102: Parenting- It Doesn't End With Conception (also Pych 102)
    • 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
    • 103b: The Morning Dilemma- If It's Awake, Take a Shower
    • 104: Canging Your Underwear- It Really Works
    • 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
    • 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson- Especially When Your Naked (also Psych 201)
  • Leisue Studies
    • 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
    • 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost
    • 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
  • Psychology
    • 100: Combatting Stupidity
    • 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
    • 102: see Health 102
    • 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
    • 104: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
    • 111: Give Me a Break- Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
    • 201: see Health 201
    • 250: Learning Self-Control- How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public
  • Sociology
    • 101: YOU- The Weaker Sex
    • 102: Reasons to Give Flowers
    • 105: Romanticism- Other Ideas Besides Sex
    • 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
    • 210: Male Bonding- How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes
  • Textiles and Apparals
    • 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
    • 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
    • 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once
For anyone who would like a list of the seminars for woman that are being offered, please write us and we will be happy to send it to you.

Thank you.
Whatsamatter U.

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