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You know its time to wash the car when...

I was just writing out a check for my latest parking ticket when I noticed that they had marked the color of my car as "gray". My car is supposed to be black. Guess its time to wash the car.

I'd also like to state that $1/half hour with a half hour max is a f*cking rip-off for a parking meter. After days of having to go fix my computer when it was rooted, I was mostly out of change, only enough for 27 minutes. I got out at about 29 minutes to see the DPT cruising away. But hey, its part of the city living tax, right?

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